Bye Bye Jeter

Yea, he's done OK for himself… Mariah, Minka, Adriana…. and at least a dozen rando models...

Yea, he's done OK for himself… Mariah, Minka, Adriana…. and at least a dozen rando models...

The Captain is hanging up his helmet this October… (did you notice that hopeful October, not September…) One of the greatest athletes of all time, Jeter has set an example of good sportsmanship, a rarity these days (lookin at you A-Rod, put down that needle) You have to wonder why he hasn't been able to lock down a lady. Look at Swisher (come back Swish!), happily married to that girl from that show… Time to settle down Derek, maybe pick a normal girl. You're gonna have some time on your hands, maybe take a cooking class, or I can take you shopping… one thing you've never excelled at… dressing.